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BT004 - Taurus - April 20 - May 20

Inside: Taurus – The Bull

Taurus are said to have strength, courage and stamina.  
You are supposed to be monogamous, honest and sincere.

Yeah, right!

Basically, you are a lazy ass.  You move only when poked with a stick, people think you are spoiled asshole and you can be a greedy, stubborn bitch.

What you really want is a lot of stuff:  in your mouth, in your bank and in your bed.  You hardly ever wear underwear.  
You are really boring in the sack.

Happy Birthday!
 


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BT004 - Taurus - April 20 - May 20

Inside: Taurus – The Bull

Taurus are said to have strength, courage and stamina.  
You are supposed to be monogamous, honest and sincere.

Yeah, right!

Basically, you are a lazy ass.  You move only when poked with a stick, people think you are spoiled asshole and you can be a greedy, stubborn bitch.

What you really want is a lot of stuff:  in your mouth, in your bank and in your bed.  You hardly ever wear underwear.  
You are really boring in the sack.

Happy Birthday!
 

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