BT004 - Taurus - April 20 - May 20
Inside: Taurus – The Bull
Taurus are said to have strength, courage and stamina.
You are supposed to be monogamous, honest and sincere.
Yeah, right!
Basically, you are a lazy ass. You move only when poked with a stick, people think you are spoiled asshole and you can be a greedy, stubborn bitch.
What you really want is a lot of stuff: in your mouth, in your bank and in your bed. You hardly ever wear underwear.
You are really boring in the sack.
Happy Birthday!