BT005 - Gemini - May 21 - June 20
Inside: Gemini – The Twins
Gemini are said to have irresistible charm, sprightly wit
and deep sensuality. You tend to be restless, inventive
and intelligent.
Yeah, right!
Basically, you are a neurotic schizophrenic. You can’t focus. Your idea of commitment is restricting yourself to three or four partners at a time. Your friends think you are a slut.
Sex to you is a game as you pleasure one lover while
flirting with the next two over your shoulder.
You prefer orgies because of your short attention span.
You are a real fucking weirdo.
Happy Birthday!